Jesus lover. Political animal. New Hampshire native transplanted to the DC metro area. Ballroom dancer and pianist on hiatus. Gun owner. Fan of the Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Bruins and Washington Nationals. Talk radio junkie. Reader. Writer. Grade-A nerd. Wife-to-be.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2001441/1/Lord of the Ringtones is a Lord of the Rings parody collaboratively written by arcticwolf489 and me. I'm not going to let her take all the credit so I'm posting a link to it.